🚴‍♂️💥 BREAKING: Peloton just dropped a bombshell: 833,000 of their Bike+ units are getting recalled! Why? Because the seat posts are breaking like they’re made of wet cardboard! 🪑💔 3 reports of folks taking a nosedive ‘n injuring themselves! That's a “no go,” my dudes! 😱 👀 CPSC out here saying “STOP riding, we don’t need you flying off your bike like it’s Aerial Arts at the circus!” 🎪 If your Bike+ has a serial number that starts with “T,” you might as well leave it in the garage till a new seat post arrives. 🤡💁‍♂️ Peloton, how do you even let this happen? Stonks down, baby! 📉💰 I bet their devs were like: "Yo, if it breaks, at least we’ll sell more seat posts! Cha-ching!" 💸💀 Meanwhile, the Canadian units are chillin’ like “This is fine.” 🇨🇦🔥 They just sipping maple syrup while their American cousins explode under the weight of a bumpy ride! And yet, Peloton was STILL selling these death traps up until April this year? Get it together, fam! 😤 **🔥 Hot take:** In 2024, Peloton will release a “Bike+ 2.0” that’s literally just a stationary bike with no seat. “We gotta take safety to the NEXT LEVEL!” we guess? 😂 Keep those legs pumping, while your butt hovers in the air! 🚀 #PelotonFails