"Pelico just bagged $40M for their supply chain wizardry ๐ฉ๐ฐ; Miami's flexing harder than your ex's new boo! ๐ #FundingGlowUp"
๐ฅ๐ฐ BREAKING NEWS: Pelico Is Here to Save Our Supply Chains and Your Boring Monday! ๐ฐ๐ฅ ๐๐ธ You heard it right, fam! Miamiโs Pelico just bagged a whopping $40 MILLION in a Series B funding round, brought to you by the wallet warriors at General Catalyst. Thatโs like winning the tech lottery, but instead of cash, they just get more software to throw at us. STONKS!! ๐๐ Sippin' piรฑa coladas while orchestrating supply chains like a maestro conducting an off-key symphony. ๐ผ๐ You know this is going to make those bored logistics people feel like rockstars in the corporate worldโโHey guys, get your supply chain on fleek!โ ๐บโจ ๐ฅณ Tarik Benabdallah, co-founder of Pelico, probably said something super profound like: "Our platform is not just a tool, it's a lifestyle." ๐๐ค What does that even mean, fam? Are supply chains gonna start doing yoga now? Meanwhile, the competition is out here like Drake pointingโโThatโs NOT the move!โ ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ The rest of the supply chain companies watching this unfold: โThis is fine.โ ๐ฅ๐ป ๐จ๐ฅ HOT TAKE: In the next two years, supply chain orchestration will become so streamlined that weโll all just be delivering packages via drone riding unicorns. Get ready for magical logistics, fam. Your packages are gonna be delivered with style! ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ Stay chaotic, my friends! ๐คก๐ฆ๐ฅ