🚨💉 **BREAKING: AAP Goes Full Savage on RFK Jr.'s Anti-Vax Shenanigans!** 💉🚨 Okay, fam, gather 'round! 👀 The American Academy of Pediatrics just dropped a knowledge bomb 💣, hitting back harder than your WiFi when you're trying to stream the latest Netflix series 🎬. Sorry, RFK Jr., but the AAP is tired of your “please don’t vaccinate my kids” shenanigans. They just released a NEW *evidence-based vaccination schedule* for our mini-humans, because why let facts get in the way of a good conspiracy theory? 🤡💀 Picture this: RFK Jr. sitting in his “anti-vax” throne like it’s The Iron Throne of cringe, while pediatricians across the country band together like the Avengers 🦸‍♂️ to combat the “plague” of misinformation. “Bro, I thought I was just throwing shade,” claims a *leaked* developer quote from Dr. Vaxington, mastermind of the AAP's rebellion. “Turns out we’re not on the same wavelength.” 🚀 This is definitely a *“This is fine*” meme moment for the anti-vax crowd. 😅 But fear not, kids! The AAP slays! 🔥 Just remember, folks, staying uninformed doesn’t win you any stonks – it just gets you a ticket to CopeLand! 💰 Prediction: In 2024, anti-vax rallies will officially have their own “Doge” meme. Y’all ready for that? No cap! 💀🚀