🚨💥BREAKING: PEBBLE IS BACK AND ITS FRESHER THAN YOUR COUSIN’S STANKY AIR FRESHENER!💥🚨 That's right folks, the legendary smart-watch slingers at Pebble are UNPACKING their nostalgia bags and hitting the tech runway again! 🎉🎈 With Core Devices CEO Eric "I’m the real Pebble MVP" Migicovsky dropping the hottest tweet since the last time a corporate bigshot said "synergy" (y’all remember that cringe?) he’s telling us: “We’ve officially recovered the trademark for Pebble! Like, what?? 😳✨” So, goodbye Core 2 Duo, hello PEbble 2 DUO! 🤖💫 Say what?! The only duo we ain't want is that 1-star Yelp rating on your last meal! 🤢🔥 This is a total glow-up for OG tech lovers still wearing their timepieces like a badge of honor. 🕰️ Who’s here for the nostalgia though: *Drake pointing to the Pebble*: “Based!” or just *Sad Wojak* “Cope!” ? But hold up, when the actual heck are we getting a Pebble pro model? You KNOW the TikTok stonks will be through the roof! 📈💰 🔮🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In five years, Pebble will be the next big animated movie, *Pebble Panic: The Watchful Knights*! 🤡✨ Honestly, no cap, that shiz is happening, mark the date!