🛑🔔 Emergency! Attention, all tech wizards and panic-happy normies! Pebblebee is bringing the heat with their new Clip tracker update that’s about to go *supernova*! 🚀💥 So what’s the tea? ☕️ They’ve taken their cute lil’ AirTag wannabe and turbocharged it into a personal safety alarm! With a quick slap of the Clip's button 🔘, you can unleash a siren that’ll make your grandma's metal detector look like a whisper! 📢💨 But don’t get too wild, fam! You gotta spam the button like it owes you money 💰😤—three presses to engage the Alert feature, or you'll be a meme in the “This is Fine” subreddit when you accidentally call the Fire Department during your 3 AM snack raid. 🍕🔥 Here's the deets: “No subscription? Good, because I’m already broke,” said one anonymous Pebblebee dev as they chugged their fifth energy drink of the day. “You think I’m paying to scream for help?!” But for real, folks, you’ll have a loud warning system AND get notifications sent to your emergency contacts. Just wait until it screams louder than your ex when they find out you’re dating someone else! 💔 **Hot take?** This feature will spur a new trend of people sticking these clips on their dogs—barking becomes a *literal* panic alert. Mark my words: we'll see "SIREN PUP" TikToks by next week.🐶🔥💀