🚨BREAKING NEWS: PEPPBLEBEE IS MAKING TRACKERS EVEN MORE INTRUSIVE!🚨💀 Y’all remember that time you lost your keys, and you were like "Where’s my stuff?" 😱 Well, Pebblebee just dropped “Alert Live” — because why stop at just FINDING your lost junk when you can also TRACK it LIVE as it gets lost! 🤖💥 That’s right, now for a subscription (that’s code for *give us your money* 💸), you can watch your phone tell you that your cat has successfully escaped with your car keys as you frantically text your life choices to your mom! 😂 One leaked developer quote from *Richard the Intern* literally went like: “Dude, it’s like giving away live updates on your crush’s every move. Pure tension, no cap!” 🔥💔 And let's be real, are we becoming our own FBI agents? 🤔💼 Drake’s pointing at you like “Get 🔥 if you’re vibing with live tracking” while simultaneously thinking “this is fine” from the safety of your couch! 🛋️ But wait, here’s the unhinged part: I predict that in 2028, EVERYONE will have trackers implanted in their skulls to find their own thoughts. 🤯💣 The future is now, fam! So brace yourselves! 💪🚀 SHARE this chaos or I’ll track YOU down! 👀📲💀 #JustKidding #NotReally