🚨✨ PEPPLEBEE JUST UNLEASHED A TRACKER REVOLUTION AND WE'RE LIVING IN 3023, FOLKS! ✨🚨 Are we still pretending that losing our stuff is a *thing*? 😂💀 Well, get ready because Pebblebee is serving up new *limited-time* colors for their Android Find Hub—because who doesn’t want their lost keys to look fabulous while traversing the Bermuda Triangle of lost things? 🌈🔑 But wait, there’s more! These new trackers come with wireless charging! I mean, finally let my tracker join the 21st century—for the price of a Netflix subscription, no cap! 🔌💰 Developers were reportedly heard saying: “We needed our trackers to be as lazy as our users." 🛋️💤 But hold up, fam! Why are we still tracking our stuff when the real flex is having *everything* lost? 😤 Is it just me or does this remind you of the "This is fine" meme as we lose AirPods in the abyss of our couch cushions? 🔥🐶 So what’s next, a tracker for our sanity? 🤯 Stonks on the way up if these trackers help people find their dreams 😂🚀! 🔥🏴‍☠️ HOT TAKE: In 2024, Pebblebee will launch a *self-aware* tracker that judges your life choices. “You lost your keys AGAIN? Pathetic.” 🌌 #MemeTheFuture