🎉💀 HOLD THE PHONE! 🚀 Brace yourselves, tech wizards, because the Pebble Time 2 is back and it’s looking like a 2014 prom dress with RGB mood lighting! 💃✨ In a world where smartwatches are trying to make us forget our passwords and regurgitate our deepest secrets 🤖💔, here comes Core Devices CEO Eric Migicovsky 🎩, dusting off the old Pebble like it’s a rare Pokémon card. “Hey, we’re totally not living in the shadow of Apple Watch!!” they say, as they drop designs that literally scream “I’m your dad’s smartwatch from the future.” 📅😂 So, what’s new? A stainless steel finish that screams “I mean business” (but really just wants to be taken seriously at the office). Multicolor RGB backlighting? Stonks. A second mic? For the deep, philosophical conversations with your mom about life choices while you’re *still* not using it to make calls. 🤷‍♂️ This bad boy weighs in like a feather—48 grams of total cringe and 32.5 grams of “please swipe right.” 💘 With a 1.5-inch *squinty* e-paper display, if you're not blinded by future tech's glare, are you even living? 🚨 Take this juicy prediction to the bank: In 5 years, we’ll all be wearing this while asking, “What’s a smartphone?” as we huddle in our digital caves, 🦇 achieving galaxy brain levels of tech insanity. 👀 Share this if you’re ready to embrace the Pebble comeback! 💥🔥 #TimeToPebble #WatchWhatYouWear