🔔🎉 STOP THE PRESSES! Peacock just went full-on *money heist* mode! 🦚💰 If you thought streaming was just chill vibes and binge-watching, think again! NBCUniversal said “let’s raise those prices” like they’re flexing at a gym full of dads trying to lift weights they can’t even handle! 💪💀 🚨 Hold up, existing subs! Your bill is about to feel like that sudden earthquake you didn't ask for! 📈🔔 Premium is jumping from $7.99 to $10.99 😱—that’s +$3, aka a whole coffe 🍵! Premium Plus, AKA "I hate ads" plan, is creeping up from $13.99 to $16.99 💵. For context, that’s like seeing Drake pointing to the ad-free life with a “no cap” face. 👀 Rumor has it the devs are celebrating this price bump with a "let’s-go-buy-a-yacht" party! 🛥️ One “leaked” developer murmured, “We’re only here for the stonks, bro!” 📈😂 And you know what’s truly *based*? They want us to pay for Olympic content too! 🤡🏅 Like, *how* much gold would I need to eat to justify this? 🤔💸 🔥 Hot take alert: by 2025, we’ll all be subscribed to a mega-all-in-one service called “PeacockflixPrimePlus, but with a side of ads” that charges $50/month! *This is fine.* 😭💔 Don’t sleep on this, fam! Meme this madness and share it *before* the price hikes get you first! 🚀💥