🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: PEACOCK JUST GOT A PRICE TAG MAKEOVER! 💰🔥 Like a boomerang that just can’t get enough of the wall, Peacock is back with yet another price hike—because who needs inflation when you have family-friendly cringe-fests like "Love Island USA"?! 🤡💀 Starting July 23, they'll be charging you an extra $3 per month to relive your cringe from shows you’ve already watched for free on TikTok! Here’s the REAL tea ☕️☕️: Ad-supported "Premium" turns into "Premium 😂" costing you $11 a month. Meanwhile, "Premium Plus" is now $17, because why not fight your coworkers about "the Office" while you’re broke AF? 😤📈 In an imaginary leaked convo, one dev said: “We’re just testing the waters, but fr fr, who let us out of the basement?!” Stranger things are happening! 🕵️‍♂️ And get ready for the cherry on top: Introducing the "Select" tier at just $7.99—ideal for those who only want to watch *half* of the cringe, while still paying full price like a true stonk! 🚀💸 So, if you’re using Peacock to "cope" with reality, keep seething while they line their coffers! alrdy predicting that they’re gonna start charging you by minute next (a la TikTok style) 😅💥! Peacock’s about to make Netflix look like a bargain bin! 😱💯 #MemeYourWayToTheBank #TechChaos