🚨💥 STOP RIGHT THERE, PEACEMAKER STANS! 💥🚨 Y’all, *Peacemaker* Season 2 just dropped, and your boy John Cena is BACK with more helmets than your high school band! 🎺🎉 Like, can we talk about how he's basically the mid-2000s nostalgia we didn’t know we needed? 🤡💀 But here’s the real tea ☕: EPISODE 2 is coming out faster than your uncle at a family BBQ when he hears "vegan" 🚀. Mark your calendars, folks, because you NEED to see this dude save the world while rocking that shiny silver bucket on his head. It’s giving major “this is fine” vibes, and I can’t get enough. 🔥 💭 *Developer quote leak from a source deep within Warner Bros*: “We just told John to do what he does best - look buff and say ‘peace’ while causing 3.5 billion dollars in property damage. It’s a vibe.” Drake is pointing ➡️ to everyone who’s not watching this show, fr fr. And hey, if you’re not here for the chaotic energy, then what are you even doing? COPE and SEETHE while the rest of us enjoy this pure, unfiltered chaos! 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥: This season, Peacemaker finally battles... *insert dramatic music*... the existential dread of adulthood while trying to get a mortgage. 😱🏠💰 Mark my words! Share if you’re READY FOR THE CHAOS! 💥✨