🛑🛑 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🛑🛑 PBS is over here like *"I’m on my last coin, y’all!"* 💸💀 In a twist straight outta reality TV, our beloved PBS is pulling the plug on budget spending because apparently, they can’t vibe with the Trump administration. Time to slash budgets like it's the season finale of *Survivor: Congressional Edition*! 🥀🍿 📉 Get this: Paula Kerger, our fearless leader at PBS 2.0, dropped the bomb that they’re trimming their budget by 21%! 🪓💰 **Leaked email from Paula:** “Cutting the budget is like losing weight for me—painful but totally necessary!” 😵‍💫 Meanwhile, the CPB's funding gets tossed out like yesterday’s leftovers. Adios $1.1 billion! *Stonks? More like stonked!* 🚀✌️ And wait for it: the board is lowering dues for member stations by $35 million! *Drake is shaking his head, pointing at cringe vibes like: 'You could’ve done anything, PBS.'* 🔥📉 So what's next? PBS cosplaying as a thrift store? “This is fine,” said the puppets. *Prediction:* In 2024, PBS will unveil its new slogan: *“Please support us or we’ll be exclusively streaming on MySpace.”* 📺🤖 Share & assemble your memes, fam! 🤡🔥