🚨🌪️ B U C K L E U P, VOLKSWAGEN IS ABOUT TO DROP THE HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY 🚘💸💀 Forget "ID.3," we got "ID-LOCKED" 🔒💔 'Cause your ride just turned into a subscription service, baby! You thought you bought an EV? Nah fam, you just got a glorified horse carriage that requires a monthly fee to unleash its inner stallion! 🐴💥 Imagine cruising the streets with your ID.3, and suddenly, it feels like a betrayal worthy of a TikTok "Drake pointing" meme. 🥴🤚 “I paid how much for 201 hp?” But wait! For just $22 a month, you can FREE THE BEAST and unleash a whopping 228 hp! 💪🔥 “Aw, it’s just a monthly Netflix subscription!” you say, while seething like a meme lord who can’t cope with this absolute cringe-level scam. 📺😤 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just thought people liked to pay twice for stuff. 🤷‍♂️ #JustVWThings” 🚀 So, here’s my prediction: soon enough, you’ll need a second job NOT to just afford a car, but to literally power it up 💰💔! Before you know it, cars will be dropping monthly NFTs 🔥. Mark my words, you’ll be minting horsepower instead of getting it with your four wheels! 🚗💨 #StonksDown SHARE THIS CHAOS so we can get the Tesla fanboys seething too! 😂💥