🚨🔥 BREAKING: The Paywall Lament! 🚀🎭 So, you know that super chill site 12ft.io that turned paywalls into confetti? Yeah, it got yeeted off the internet like your hopes and dreams on a Monday morning! 💀💸 The almighty News/Media Alliance (or whatever they call themselves 🤖) raised their mighty fist and said, “THOU SHALT NOT CIRCUMVENT OUR PAYWALLS!” — and poof, it vanished on July 14! 😱✌️ Here’s a leaked convo straight from the digital dungeons of the dev team: 👾 Developer 1: "I thought we were all here for the free content?" 👾 Developer 2: "Nah fam, we’re just funding the stonks of the paper overlords!" 🙄💰 As always, THIS IS FINE... if you enjoy paying for the privilege to read about local cat shows. 🐱😩 The alliance is acting like the ultimate cringe parents, saying they’ll take action against other tools too. News flash, fam: If you think the internet will stop fighting for the free juicy content, you might want to upgrade your brain to GALAXY BRAIN levels. 🤯📉 🔮 Hot Take: The next project to get axed? The very concept of “free knowledge”! Get your wallets ready ‘cause we’re officially paying for thoughts! 🤡💔 Share if you're as done with this as I am!