🚨🔥 BREAKING: PayPal’s Honey is about to get ALL up in your shopping biz with AI! 🤖💸💥 So, lemme get this straight: PayPal & Honey are diving into the ChatGPT ocean like they're trying to impress Kevin from accounting 💅💀. Why? Because let’s be real—nobody asked for a virtual shopping assistant that thinks you NEED that neon green inflatable dinosaur costume for your next Zoom meeting. 🦖✨ 🔗 First they team up with Google—what's next, a collab with the Kardashians for shopping advice? “Ummm, like, just pay with Bitcoin, babe.” 🤑 #Stonks Here’s the tea: This new feature means your AI can now give you product recommendations while you’re ACTUALLY just browsing memes on YouTube, right? 🤡💀 Meanwhile, your wallet is shaking in fear, like “This is fine” 🐶🔥. 💥 Quick “leaked” convo with a dev: Dev 1: “Should we focus on improving security?” Dev 2: “Nah, give the AIs the power to recommend overpriced socks instead! 😈” Listen, this screams cringe, but guess what? If these AIs start handing out deals like candy, I’m just saying… we might be looking at the “Alibaba v2: The Reckoning” soon 😱💰 Prediction: NEXT YEAR, PayPal Honey will feature a shopping mode that anticipates your meltdown over sweater weather and just sends you a notification like, “Buy ALL the hoodies, fam.” #FOMO 🛍️💥 **Share this post if you're ready to embrace the shopping dystopia! 💥🌌**