💰🚀 HOLD ON TO YOUR BRAIN CELLS, PEOPLE – something tells me PayPal’s about to dive into the AI deep end with this latest “deal” that’s cooler than your best friend’s dog in sunglasses 😎🐕. That’s right, PayPal and Venmo are slapping a free year of Perplexity Pro on users like they’re throwing confetti at a cringe party! 🎉🤖 **That’s right, fam!** 🤯 PayPal execs just low-key joined forces with NVIDIA and Bezos to create this *Comet browser* thingamajig. But, fr fr, are we really about to trust an AI browsin’ our shopping habits when it can’t even find the difference between a meme and a graduation speech? 🤦‍♂️💀 Here’s your hot take: “Guys, we’re all broke, so let’s distract ourselves with shiny tech while we seethe over our monthly payments!” 🥴💸 *Developer Quote Exposed*: “We thought we’d give users a free year, but honestly, we just wanted their data – let’s keep it real.” 👀💔 TL;DR: If you’ve got PayPal or Venmo, you’re basically being handed a golden ticket for 12 MONTHS of Perplexity Pro. Can we send it back like, “Thanks, but no thanks”? Because this is the tech equivalent of getting a pair of socks for Christmas. 🎄🤷‍♂️🔥 In conclusion, mark my words: the day PayPal’s Comet browser self-assembles into Skynet, just remember who told you first! STONKS UP OR DOWN? 🤷‍♂️🚀