🚨✨BREAKING MEME NEWS✨🚨: PayPal & Venmo just dropped the ultimate collab harder than your ex did on prom night! 💔💀 That’s right folks, they’re handing out 🎟️ *Comet invites* 🎟️ like they’re candy and throwing in FREE *Perplexity Pro* subscriptions faster than your mom shoves “wholesome memes” down your throat! 🍬🤡 #RugPullOnBoredom Imagine this: PayPal & Venmo teamed up with an AI to figure out who’s the biggest bag of potatoes in the payment game, and BOY did they hit GOLD! 💰🚀 “Dude, let’s give out these invites so people forget how much they hate us!” said some unnamed, probably stressed-out developer who’s definitely seething right now. 🙃 But here’s the real tea ☕: they’re trying to ✨innovation✨ their way past the cringe that is everyone using ‘Venmo’ as a social network. Can we just not? 🤦‍♂️ Like, fr fr, are you challenging me to care about my payment history? C’mon guys! 🔥🔥🔥HOLD UP🔥🔥🔥— my galaxy brain is telling me that this partnership is actually a secret plot to turn all of us into paying AI minions. One day, you’ll send $50 to your “friend” 🤖 (aka your AI overlord) just to get those sweet, sweet recommendations! So, are you ready to get COMETED?! Because this is going to be either legendary or the next “this is fine” meme waiting to happen. 🤯💸 Share this so your friends know how badly to avoid Comet! 🚀💥 #Stonks