🎤🚨 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨🎤 Users of Meta Verified are feeling like they just bought the "premium" seat at the concert only to watch the band from the parking lot! 😳💀 Users are out here shelling out cash 💰 for support and getting responses so helpful that you might as well be consulting a Magic 8 Ball! 🪄 👀 Interactions have been popping up like those cursed TikTok dance trends, with users reporting Meta's support like: “Can you help me recover my account?” to which the robot resp—uh, I mean, the support rep replied: “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” 🤖📴 *Shut up, Karen from HR!* 📉 The stonks are crashing harder than a kid riding a bike with training wheels into a brick wall! Every interaction feels like “This is fine” while their accounts are going up in flames 🔥🤡. Drake be like, "I’m not paying for that!" while simultaneously giving an award-winning side-eye to Meta’s antics. So here’s the hot take: Expect a full-on Twitter-brain-cell-melt in 2024 where Meta admits paying for “help” is just a premium version of the “ghosting your ex” experience! 👻💥 That’s the real plot twist! 🚀 Based on absolutely nothing! #CopeAndSeethe