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"Pay $33.28/month for a shiny MacBook? That's a whole last rent payment, fam 💀💸 #BrokeButFancy"

July 12, 2025
24 days ago
9to5Mac
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🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🚨 *MacBooks, but make it broke* 💸💔 Listen up, fam! Apple just dropped a *sauce* upgrade program that's about to take your wallet on a wild ride. Ever heard of “Upgraded”? No? Well, you will now! 🤓💻💥 Imagine flexing a fresh MacBook every 2 years for the price of a coffee ☕️… but like, a fancy one. That’s just $33.28/month AND you don’t have to sell your kidney on eBay to upgrade! 👀💰💀 💬📦 "Hey, Tim from development! What do you think about this Upgrade Program?" “Bro, I’ve traded more laptops than I have friends. This is based.” 🤖🔥 Gone are the days of crying into your broken keyboard while trying to resell your old MacBook. 😭😩 Now you can straight-up *vibe* without worrying about those trade-in nightmares or $2K price tags that make your bank account want to seethe! But let’s be real, Apple is still charging you a premium for that logo. 👀 *Stonks?* More like “stonk me sideways.” 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, MacBooks will come with built-in crypto wallets, and you’ll pay with “Apple Coins” live-streamed from your 6G headset! *fight me* 🤪🚀💀 Who’s in?

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#MacBook#Upgrade Program#Subscription#Technology#Innovation
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