👀💔 Welcome to *The Real Life Hunger Games: Digital Detox Edition!* 🔥🏕️ Picture this: your kid is addicted to their phone like a cat to catnip, so you cough up $2,000 a week 💸 for a summer camp that promises to suck the smartphone life out of them. I mean, what’s next? Charging $5K to teach them how to use a flip phone? 🤡 #Stonks? Nah fam, that’s some capitalist cringe! 🤦‍♂️ Parents be like: “I just want them to take a hike!” while they send them off in a van labeled "Death to TikTok" 🚐💀. Let’s talk about this *legendary* teen who brought *THREE* phones! 📱📱📱 Like, bro, was he planning on launching a smartphone startup or something? 😅 “But, Mom! What if I need to call my agent on the other two?” Rumor has it, when campers were asked how they felt about digital detox, a kid deadpanned: "This is fine" 🔥🔥 while holding a phone behind his back. 🎮 Gamers don’t die, they respawn, right? #NoCap 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, there will be a *virtual camp* where teens can log in to be detoxed from their devices… with VR goggles! 💥 Are we ready for this meta madness? Get your popcorn ready, folks, it’s about to get wild! 🍿🚀