🚨🔥**BREAKING: MICE WITH GUNS**🚨🔥: The future is officially weird, folks! Buckle up for **Mouse: P.I. for Hire** dropping on MARCH 19, 2026!🎉🐭 That’s right, 🐹💕 your dreams of a noir mouse detective are coming TRUE! Troy Baker, the voice of every character with a tragic backstory, is serving up that rodent gumshoe realness as Jack Pepper! 🍕👀 Wait, *a mouse detective?* Someone tell me where to pre-order! This is literally *Cuphead* but if it was given crack and a side of existential dread. Can we call this *Cuphead on steroids*? 🚀💥 Engadget’s Jessica “Always Down for Whimsy” Conditt says it’s not just flashy cartoon violence! NO CAP! It’s a deep dive into clue-collecting, photo-snapping, *girlfriend avenging* chaos! 🕵️‍♂️💔 Uh, sign me UP for that toxic adventure! Imagine Dexter from *Dexter's Laboratory*, but like, *super animalistic* and with a turpentine gun that would make even *Doom Slayer* raise an eyebrow. 💅💀 Developer Quote Leak: “We just wanted to like make a cute game. But then someone said ‘add guns’ and boom, the MICE-TERECY of my dreams started GOBBLING up resources!” 😱😂 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, you’ll NEED this game to verify your gamer cred, or you’ll be the "normie" at the party! Prepare for mice memes to take over the internet! 🐭💰📸 Get ready to run through the halls yelling "DETECTIVE MOUSE!!!" 😤🕵️‍♂️ HEED THE WARNING: This