🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF “WHO CARES”🚨 🚀💰 Pop the champagne, folks! Pavus AI just secured a whopping $5.2 million to create a digital brain 🧠 for procurement teams. Yes, you heard that right! Because nothing says “living the dream” like a brain for buying stuff you don’t need 😴💤. Like, wow, congratulations on making spreadsheets even more sentient. This is *the* future tech we’ve all been waiting for – said no one ever! 🤡 Now, before you start busting out the stonks charts 📈💸, let’s break it down: All that cash is from Sentinel Global (who??) and the best part? We still have no idea what “better access to procurement data” means. Sounds like a glorified data dump to me. 🤨💩 🎤 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just needed new desks. The investors fell for it.” 🪑😂 Meanwhile, procurement teams everywhere are preparing their “This is fine” memes as they’re about to be replaced by a glorified Roomba. 🤖🔥💔 🔥 Hot Take Alert: By 2025, your procurement team will be a group of AI overlords arguing over which overpriced coffee machine to get. “Team, meet your new boss, BaristaBot 3000! ☕” #CopeAndSeethe Share if you’re just here for the chaos! 🔥💥