🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE METAVERSE🚨: Pavel Durov, the CEO of Telegram, just dropped 12 stacks on a plushie meme that’s more iconic than your grandma's secret recipe! 💰✨💀 🧙‍♂️💎💻 In an absolute *power move*, Durov bought Plush Pepe #834 for 7,500 GRAM on the TON blockchain, ‘cause paying in actual currency is *sooooo* last season! 💸🤡 This thing is fluffier than your average influencer’s ego! Imagine being the Telegram designer, waking up to an *exactly* $12,000 plushie meme gift? Like, BRUH, is this the latest company incentive? "Congrats on designing a sticker pack! Here’s your plushie!" 🎉📦💔 Leaked convo with a dev at Telegram: “Bro, I’m just tryna code, then my boss be like, ‘Let’s buy a digital frog!’ 🤦‍♂️” “TFW they're gifting you an overpriced meme instead of a raise…” 🚀🔥 Forget about plunging into the bear market; we’re in the world of plushies on the blockchain now! 🐸 *Stonks going up?* More like— *stonks going huggable!* Hot take: In 2024, companies will be paying employees in squishy NFTs and we'll all be doing the *Galaxy Brain* dance while our bank accounts scream in agony. 🕺🔮💀