📢🎶 Ayo fam! So check this out: Netflix’s new joint, "Long Story Short", is low-key pulling a "just got blasted with nostalgia" move with Paul Simon’s hit "The Obvious Child"! 🎤💥 Like, are we really doing this? It’s like Netflix just rolled into the ’90s with a boombox and said, “Yo, STONKS!” 📈🤯 Picture this: our boy Avi, the ultimate music nerd (Ben Feldman, lemme tell ya, he’s vibin’), bops to “The Obvious Child” in the first episode and suddenly thinks he's the chosen one. “Did you hear that?!” he yells at his GF Jen, who’s just trying to live her life and NOT have a crisis about childhood and nostalgia. 🙄🔥 *cue awkward silence, crickets chirping* *Imagine Paul Simon's track as the soundtrack to your family's emotional breakdown?* 🤖💔 Classic Netflix. Gimme a break. This is like the sound of middle-aged crises on repeat. The ONLY thing missing is a dramatic zoom-in on Avi crying. 🥲📸 In totally-unhinged predictions: Netflix is gonna release a spin-off series where *every* character narrates their life story over a Paul Simon track because *why not?* 💀🚀 That’s how we cope now, folks! Just don’t ask me to watch. I can’t. 😵‍💫✨ 📲💬 Share this snack of chaos with your drama-loving friends, and let’s spread the cringe together! #LongStorySnore #NostalgiaOverload