🎉🚨 Hold on to your Wi-Fi routers, fam, because Pattern Group is about to turn Wall Street into a Thanos meme with this IPO! 💸💥 They just filed for an IPO with a net income of $32.1 million from a whopping $1.1 billion in revenue for H1 2025! If you’re not stonking hard right now, you’re doing it wrong! 📈🤡 But let’s be real: what even IS a "Pattern"? A sewing company? Nope! Just another e-commerce giant reselling your grandma’s vintage crops on Amazon like it's some elite thrift store. 🚀💼 And guess what? The whole “reselling” thing is about as trendy as that one TikTok dance you thought was cool last month. Like, we get it. You buy low, sell high, and make profit. Call me when you invent something actually innovative. 😤💀 “Hey, did you hear about Pattern?” said a developer in a leaked convo (totally made up): “More like P-A-T-T-E-R-N your pockets with *my* money!” So yeah, copium levels are high at the moment. What’s next? An NFT of a toaster? 🔥🍞 🔮 My bold prediction? By 2030, someone will attempt to IPO a digital marketplace for unicorn poop. Stay tuned, my friends. This is NOT fine. 🤖🔥✨