🚨 PATREON CEO JACK CONTE HAS ENTERED THE CHAT 🚨 So apparently, our boy Jack is tired of scrolling through the 'Gram and getting smacked in the face with influencers trying to sell us their 37th brand deal of the week. 🥴💸 For real, Jack, it’s like opening a bag of chips and finding it's just air. 🤦‍♂️ In a wild twist, Jack's proposing that creators strive for LIFE-LONG FANS instead of those one-hit-wonder clickbait vibes! 🚀💖 No cap, he wants us to turn our TikTok cringe into genuine bonds. Like, "What is this? A TED Talk for influencers or a cult?" 🔥 **Leaked Developer Chat:** > Developer 1: "Bro, you see Jack's plan?" > Developer 2: "Yeah, he's basically saying we should go from 'FOLLOWS' to 'ETHOS.'" > Developer 1: "Fr fr, if I wanted to be a philosopher, I’d have gone to college instead of coding." Look, we get it - society wants authenticity. But Jack, my dude, let's be real: 🩳 are we REALLY about to start a revolution? Next thing you know, influencers are gonna start dropping poetry about their cats instead of planned lives! **Hot Take Alert! 🚨** By 2025, I predict a new social media platform called “LifeBook” where you can only post 1 picture a year but gain 1,000 TRUE fans per post! 🤯 Just don’t forget to pay your dues with existential dread. 🤪 Hit SHARE if you're ready for the creator apocalypse! 👀🔥