🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨🚨 The day we've all been waiting for is finally here, folks! Buckle up, because passkeys just got the IRL wrestling match nobody wanted! 🤡🤯 In the latest episode of "This is Fine," the tech world learns that our shiny new passkeys are basically like inviting a raccoon to your life savings party 🎉💸. According to these brainiacs at SquareX Ltd., malicious browser extensions are now the ultimate BFFs of hackers—like how Drake is to memes—super popular but dangerous! 😱💀 Imagine your banking info getting hijacked faster than your WiFi during a family Zoom call! 🤖💔 FIDO Alliance is over here like "No cap, passkeys are the future!" and meanwhile, cybercriminals are screen sharing their success stories on Netflix. 🎬🍿 A *leaked* quote from an anonymous developer at SquareX: “We thought passkeys were safe, but apparently, they might as well be wearing a ‘hijack me’ sign...” 🤦‍♂️ Hey, FIDO, maybe add an “installer beware” sticker next time? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be using LEGOs for password security. They’re literally the only thing less hackable than your grandma’s secret recipe! 🤯🚀 Share this hot mess before it gets passed by the extension raccoons! 🦝💥