🎉✨ BREAKING NEWS: Survivor’s Parvati Shallow is out here dropping bombs like it’s the end of the world… or at least the end of the Black Widow! 💣👀 RIP to the iconic strategy that had all of us saying “who the hell is even in charge?” 🙈💔 In a recent *RIP* chat with WIRED, Parvati revealed her latest book is juicier than a coconut on a deserted island 🍈🏝️. Forget politics — she’s serving SOCIAL MEDIA TEA ☕💅. Like, ducking **who** casted these clowns?? 🤡🤷‍♂️ Let's be real: when you get apologies from cast mates, you know the game is a whole mess! 😩💀 Imagine the group chat: “Hey, sorry I threw you under the bus while we were competing for a million bucks, but can we still be friends?” 🤣🤦‍♀️ But honestly, can we just agree that Parvati is living in *galaxy brain* territory while the rest are stuck in *this is fine* mode? 🌌🧠🔥 I predict she’ll drop a sequel book called “Survivor: How to Roast Your Friends on Social Media” and it’ll go *full stonks* 📈💰!! Get ready, it’s about to be a chaotic ride. #ParvatiKnows 😤🚀