🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: Discord just dropped a *massive* update that’s giving parents the chance to snoop on their teens like it’s 1999! 🤡💀 Say hello to the Family Center—a.k.a. the “Big Brother We Didn’t Ask For” 😱👀 Now, Mom and Dad can watch your gaming habits like hawks, tracking your digital dollars and monitoring your top interactions with those suspicious usernames! 🤑💰 Some say it’s about saving you from being broke *and* cringe—others say it’s just the ultimate buzzkill! 💔 One dev reportedly muttered while sipping their overpriced avocado toast, “It’s just like asking your kid what they’re spending their allowance on… but, like, through a megaphone!” 🎤😂 Parents be like: “Wait, you spent how much on Discord Nitro?! 😱” while secretly plotting to cancel your subscription and steal your credit card. 🙈💳 This is fine. But, let’s get real. Are parents ready to see emojis and memes flying out of their teen’s wallets like it’s the stock market? 🚀📉 If they think they can corral those wild Gen Z kids, they’re gonna need a *lot* of therapy. **Hot Take:** By 2025, Discord will evolve into an actual surveillance app called “Parental Cordon”—featuring live streams of your teens' screens... because *why not*? 🤖🔥