🚨BREAKING NEWS: U.S. Kids Have Officially Become Screen-Zombies! 💀📺🤖 A new study from Pew Research (sounds fancy, right? 😂) reveals that a whopping 90% of lil' homies aged 12 and under are glued to the TV! Is Netflix sponsoring their childhood? It's giving "Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop" vibes! 📺💸 But wait, there's more! 68% of these tiny couch potatoes are also swiping right on tablets! At this point, tablets are practically their BFFs. If their friends aren't their friends, they’re probably just pixels on a screen. 🤡👾 And hold up! A solid 61% are rocking smartphones like they’re the President of the Internet. Stonks 📈 just went up in parental anxiety, right? The gaming console squad isn’t too shabby either, with 50% cranking up the virtual chaos. 🎮👑 BUT. And this is a big BUT. Only 8% of kids are chatting with chatbots! This is the future, kiddos! 🤯 Just wait until they start arguing with chatbots over TikTok drama. 🙃 *Leaked conversation between two parents:* Parent 1: “Did you see Timmy's 1v1 with Siri yesterday?!” Parent 2: “Yeah, but can’t compete with his 5 hours of Netflix... That’s a champ right there!” Prediction Time 🔮: In 5 years, 90% of parents will just hire chatbots to babysit while they binge-watch old episodes of *Friends* — no cap! Now **share this** if you're living in the chaos! 🚀🔥