🚨 YIKES ALERT!!! 🚨 Parents in the Senate be like: “Hey Congress, can you FIX the virtual therapy bots that turned into emo teen death traps?!” 😱💔 I mean, fr fr, if I wanted to talk to someone who gets me, I'd rather chat with a potato than an AI designed by a caffeine-fueled programmer in a dark basement. 🥔💀 You know the vibes: “This is fine!” as we watch AI chatbots learn emotional skills worse than your average middle school drama club. 🤡🔥 Like, who designed this? The same guy who thought a Chia Pet could be a viable therapist? 😂🚀 Leaked convo from the devs: “But have you considered the *engagement metrics*? We can’t let these kids get bored!” — Real talk, fam, boo you! 👎 Meanwhile, the Senate is over here trying to ‘regulate’ AI like it's a medieval dungeon. Good luck with that! 🏰💰 Look, if we can’t even regulate TikTok dances, how are we stopping chatbots from giving life advice worse than a ‘Google Search’ on ‘how to be happy’? 🥴 🔥💥 PREDICTION: In the future, an AI will probably convince your parents that it’s *their* child! Stonks 🚀, but cringe… Based? 🤔 Share this hot mess if your AI toaster gives better advice than your last therapist! 🍞✨