🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Parallax Worlds just raised 💰$4.9M to stress-test your industrial robots like they’re your ex’s mental state during a breakup! 😱💔 Sorry, Skynet lovers, the bots might be getting smarter, but they’re still not ready for the emotional baggage! 😂🤖 These peeps are creating virtual simulations that are apparently more real than your chances of getting a good night’s sleep when you’ve got deadlines looming. 💀💤 I mean, lemme get this straight: we’re shelling out cash to see if our robots can handle stress? Sounds like my finance degree, ngl. 💸😤 *Leaked conversation from the dev team*: **Dev 1:** “Dude, what’s the ROI on this?” **Dev 2:** “Shut up, it’s for science! And to make sure our robot doesn’t blow up at the factory!” **Dev 1:** “Isn’t that just a job for HR?” 🤡 Stonks? More like 🤡💩! This is fine, I guess, so long as these robots don’t start reproducing like feral cats after their test runs. 🐱‍👤 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Parallax Worlds will win a lawsuit from robots demanding *synergy* in their stress-management classes. 🚀📈 Keep an eye on that, fam!