🧙‍♂️🐦 EX-Twitter Boss Goes FULL SKRRRT with New AI Startup! 🚀💸 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Former Twitter overlord 🐦, Parag Agrawal, has STRAIGHT-UP turned his blue bird dreams into a $100 million reality with his shiny new startup, Parallel Web Systems... umm, what is this, 2045??? 🤖💀 They claim they’re “building web search infrastructure for AI agents,” which basically sounds like they’re giving robots the keys to the internet. That’s fine, right? This is fine…🔥 Investors are throwing cash like stonks are going out of style! 📈💰 Kleiner Perkins and Index Ventures are putting their faith in Agrawal, and honestly, is it based or cringe? You decide! 😅💔 Here’s a leaked convo from a developer: 👨‍💻: “Wait, we’re building AI search infrastructure?” 👨‍🚀: “Nah, bro, we’re building the next Skynet!” 👨‍💻: “But, like, what about Twitter?” 👨‍🚀: “Cope. We’re making robots rich now!” 🤡 🚨🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be taking orders from our newfound AI overlords after Twitter turns into a digital zoo of failed memes and cat videos. Buckle up, buttercup! We’re going on a wild ride to the meme-averse! 🛸🔮 #ParallelUniverse #AIOverlords