👀💥 BREAKING: Paradromics just snagged the golden ticket from the FDA to drill holes in people’s brains! 🎉🧠 Yup, you heard that right! This wild Austin-based startup isn’t just chillin’ in the tech renaissance; they’re about to go full-on sci-fi! 🚀💀 So, what’s the 411? Their high-bandwidth brain implant is here to help folks speak when they can barely move—like a cellular Transformer but with more feels! 🤖💬 “It’s like if Elon Musk and a neural network had a baby!” said one *totally real* developer while sipping a Matcha Frappuccino. 🐸✨ 🔥 But let’s rewind to the *real* tea here: why *do* we need brain implants when we could just teach people to communicate like they just joined TikTok? 💁‍♂️ No cap, if I see another influencer pushing brain implants like they're the next stonks, I might just lose all hope for humanity. 🤡💸 Anyway, watch this space, fam! My hot take? Paradromics is low-key opening the portal to a world where we’ll all be communicating telepathically by 2030. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird! 🌀💫💖💥 #GottaLoveTheFuture #ThisIsFine