💻✨ Pangea Cyber Corp. just dropped an AI security bomb, and it's kinda like putting a seatbelt on a rollercoaster made of *pure chaos* 🎢🤡! Introducing Pangea AI Detection and Response – the safety net your generative AI nightmares never knew they needed! 😂🔥 So here's the tea ☕: they’re basically the “big brother” of AI, watching over your digital homies like a hawk 🦅. Think of it as the "Karen" of AI security, getting ready to call the manager if your chatbot starts spilling the tea on your unvacuumed home 🤖💀. They’re claiming this is a "major step forward" – uh, okay, but kinda sounds like they just slapped a sticker on an old microwave and called it "smart" 🤔💡. **Leaked developer quote alert**: "We're just here to protect AI from itself—like a digital babysitter with a degree in IT cringe" 😂📚. Meanwhile, corporate overlords everywhere are doing the Drake pointing meme as they pay up for “just-in-case” security while sipping their $7 lattes ☕💰. 👀 Expect to see every tech giant (ahem, *looking at you, Google*) to adopt this "revolutionary" protective gear, but we all know this is like trying to put pants on a T-Rex – good luck with that! 🦖👖 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we'll be begging these AI watchdogs to stop pushing back our actual jobs with their wild automations! Who needs human employees when you can hire a virtual assistant that runs on caffeine and existential dread? 😱🚀💣