🚨BREAKING NEWS: The *AI Apocalypse* is upon us, and Palo Alto Networks just threw a BIMBO (Big Intelligent Machine Brain Overload) party with Prisma SASE 4.0! 💥💻✨ Get ready, because they’re shielding us from AI threats like a mom protecting her child from gluten-free cookies! 🍪❌ Their *Secure Access Service Edge* (uh, what? 😵‍💫) is basically the digital equivalent of putting a *Do Not Disturb* sign on your data when the robots come knocking. They’re talking about a “blueprint for the AI-ready enterprise,” which sounds cool until you realize it's just a fancy way of telling us we’re all being watched by Skynet. 🤖🔍 Imagine this convo in the Palo Alto war room: Dev 1: “What if AI takes over?” Dev 2: “LOL, just let Prisma handle it.” 😏 Dev 1: “So, it’s just stonks for our cybersecurity?” 📈💰 Dev 2: “Fr fr, it’s basically a magic shield. 🌟” This is some serious *galaxy brain* nonsense, where protecting your digital house involves a *SIMPLE* SASE strategy. But let’s be real, this is just a glorified mask for the impending tech dystopia. *This is fine* meme vibes all around! 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 *Hot Take*: In a few years, we'll need to train our AI overlords to protect us from ourselves. By 2025, we’ll be negotiating with our microwaves for safe passage! #AIwillDethroneUs 💀👀