🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 💸🚨 Palo Alto Networks just flexed on the whole cybersecurity scene! Q4 revenues just hit *$2.54 BILLION* (yes, that's with a B, fam) 💰 – up 16% YoY! That’s like saying “I’m making bank” while simultaneously yelling “STONKS!” 📈🔥 But wait, there’s more! They were like, “We estimate to do even better in Q1 and FY 2026!” 🧙‍♂️✨ Just when you thought they were gonna fizzle out like your uncle’s Super Bowl party, they drop this spicy sauce! 🍗💦 Let’s be real: PANW’s stock is jumping like it's seen a meme-worthy cat video 🐱💥, soaring over 4% after hours! Dude, could this be our first Cybersecurity Stonk to the MOON? 🌙🚀 💬 Developer Quote: “We just coded a new update and magically made money appear. Like, who knew not getting hacked could be so profitable, right?” 😂💻 So grab your tinfoil hats, kiddos! 🤖 What’s next? A world where hackers are afraid of cybersecurity companies? 🤡 This is fine... or is it? The world is an internet meme waiting to explode! 💣💥🔥 🔮 Prediction: By 2026, Palo Alto will be running the whole Internet like it's a Tyler Perry movie. Let’s just hope they don’t hire a dude with a wig to play the CEO. 🤦‍♂️💀 #PaloAltoForPresident