🚨🤡 HOLD UP! 🚨💀 Apparently, Alex Karp, CEO of Palantir (yeah, *that* data overlord) thinks they’re the Little Engine That Could of the tech world! 🥺💪 He’s out here shouting “WE’RE the underdogs!” while his company has pockets so deep we're talkin’ Black Hole deep! 💰🕳️ In a recent WIRED interview (*which nobody asked for*), Karp spun a yarn about how Palantir brings “transparency” to data! Sir, the only transparency *I* see is your lack of self-awareness! 🤭📉 Like bro, this isn’t a charity for truth, you’re just selling our secrets to the highest bidder. *Stonks*? More like *no stonks* when the FBI calls! 📞👮 Meanwhile, Karp is channeling his inner galaxy brain with thoughts on tech beliefs, but it’s giving me major “this is fine” vibes 🔥🔥. Imagine him sitting in a room of coders like, "Guys, let's empower data!" while they all just stare at him, seething. 😤💻 ✨🔮 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, Palantir will launch a “Bring Back Control” campaign, and it’ll be the next cringefest meme thanks to their AI getting everything wrong. #FinesseOrDie 💀🚀 Jump on this trend before it spirals into chaos!