🚨💥 BREAKING: PagerDuty JUST unleashed their killer AI squad for incident management, and it's bringing the drama! 😱💻 No more old-school manual response like it’s 2010! This is the AI WAKANDA FOREVER we didn’t know we needed! 🔥🤖 So here's the tea ☕: PagerDuty’s new suite gonna take your incident response time from “I’m on my way” 🚗💨 to “Oops, fixed that before your coffee even brewed." ☕💨💰 R.I.P. to your IT team’s sleep schedule though, cause they’ll be too busy vibing with AI instead of putting out fires. This is the part where we insert the "this is fine" meme, right? 😂💀 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, I just wanted to kick back and let the AI take my job. But now it’s doing the work AND sending passive-aggressive emails. Thanks, management!" And it gets better, folks: they claim these AIs learn from past incidents! You mean to tell me they’re smarter than some of my exes? 🤯💔 Prediction time: watch these AI agents leading the charge for the *ultimate* workplace uprising—workers will die by caffeine, while AI reigns supreme 💪🦾. Stonks going up or what?! 📈🚀 #PagerDutyAwakens #AIRevolution #BasedAndAutomated