🌍🐾 Yo fam, forget about saving the planet 🌎, we gotta talk about your doggo! You think you’re Mother Earth’s favorite just ‘cause you chow down on salads? 🍃 Think again! 🥴💀 Did you know owning a dog is basically feeding a tiny climate catastrophe? 💸💩 This ain't just doggo drama, it's a full-blown stronk-kong dilemma! More like “climate change, but make it furry”! 🤣 Imagine this convo at the dog park: **Loki**: *barks* “Yo, hooman, you know my kibble is savoring that carbon footprint vitality?” **Hooman**: “Loki, I’m just trying to save the planet!” 🤡 **Loki**: “Well, better scoop that kibble from beyond the grave, you cringe!” 😤🐶 So like, stonks 📈 for eco-friendly dog food: “I’ll change your dog’s diet, but your life choices? Cope and seethe!“ Get ready to flex your vegan dog treats 💪🌱, because your pup is basically a meat monster on four legs! 🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: your dog might as well have its own carbon credit card. 💳🌪️ By 2030, doggo influencers will be carbon offsetting their kibble - if they don’t start a revolution first. 🚀 You heard it here first, fam! #DogsAreTheNewClimateConspirators 🐕💥