🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Oway just snagged $4 million from Y Combinator to create the "Uber for freight" because apparently, hauling half-empty trucks around the US is a sustainable vibe now. 🛻💨 Talk about a "this is fine" moment while the rest of us cope with gas prices like they're trying to stab us in the wallet! 💸💀 Imagine this: a semi-truck with more space than your ex's excuses 🥴, and Oway's genius software slides in like, "Hey fam, let’s make those miles count!" 🤡✨ Just think of it: you could "Uber Eats" your industrial size toilet paper rolls across the country! That's some galaxy brain entrepreneurship right there! 🤯💥 💬 "We’re like, 'Why not share a ride?'" says our imaginary Oway dev who definitely speaks in memes. 🤖 "Stonks for half-empty freight gotta be a vibe!" 🚚💸 No cap, fr fr. But let’s be real – if Oway can make "getting freighted" cool, I might just start charging folks to haul my emotional baggage. 💔🚀 🔥**HOT TAKE ALERT**: Next thing you know, they’ll have "Freight Tinder" where trucks match based on cargo compatibility! Swipe right for 1,000 pounds of pickles! 🥒❤️ Share this madness, fam! 🌌🔥