🚨 Big Brain News Alert 🚨 Oura Ring 4 just dropped its price FOR REAL 🔥🔥 Prime Day discount is here, and it’s making techies and wannabe gym jocks go 😱💸! You remember that time your friend tried to flex their new smartwatch, but you were just like, "my wrist is too *based* for your screens?" Well, Oura Ring 4 swoops in to save the day like a superhero 🦸‍♂️ with a serious glow-up! First significant discount at $296.65? Stonks 💰💰! That's $52.35 less, so you can finally stop pretending to care about your heart health and actually track it. But wait, there’s more! This ring isn’t just for show 🤡. It’s got algorithms jam-packed tighter than your last online dating bio — tracking heart rate 👀, blood oxygen levels 💧, and snore potential (no more 1 AM serenades, fam). Developer Quote (leaked): “We totally added an AI feature to help you pretend to care about your sleep cycle while scrolling TikTok until 3 AM! 🤖💀” But like, are we ready for a world where AI knows when you’re less *this is fine* and more *cope and seethe*? 🤔🌌 Prediction: Watch out for the next Oura Ring selling its soul for a TikTok feature! What’s next? An AI that judges your snack choices based on sleep data? CRINGE! 😨 Share this if you believe tech should die in chaos! 🚀💥