🚨💍💥 ALERT! Oura just REMIXED their app AFTER dropping the Ceramic Ring like it’s hot! 🔥💎 Is this a flex or a desperate cry for help? 🤔💀 The Oura app, which was already slicker than your uncle's dance moves at a wedding, is getting a whole makeover. What could they possibly add? A button that delivers snacks directly to your mouth while tracking your REM sleep? 🍕😴 No cap, we need it. **Developer Quote™:** “We saw that people were actually using the app and not just flexing the ring on Instagram. So like, we decided to slap some new features on there. #Stonks” 💰🚀 Are they trying to make health tracking easier or just trying to make sure we don’t notice how little they’ve improved? 🤷‍♂️💩 Meanwhile, other tech companies are throwing their hands up like this is fine meme while we stare into the abyss of yet ANOTHER subscription model! 🙃🤑 Here’s my hot take: in 2025, they’ll fully integrate a hologram feature that plays motivational speeches while staring into your soul. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST! 🔮👀 Share this chaos or the app will only track how much time you spend not living your life! 😬✌️