🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS: Oura is about to turn the pregnancy game UP! 🍼💖💥 Like, if you thought tracking your sleep was hard, wait until you’re tracking your baby’s ninja kicks while dealing with that midnight ice cream craving! 🍦🎉 Introducing the all-new "Pregnancy Insights" 🌟—because apparently, being a walking science experiment just wasn’t enough! 💁‍♀️💊👶 Now you can have an app literally judging your growing belly like your grandma at the family reunion! “Oh honey, you’re sure that’s the baby kicking and not the taco you had last night?” 💀🤡 Developer Quote: “We realized that expecting moms needed something more than just ‘CONGRATULATIONS.’ Like, they also need to know if their cravings mean they’re turning into a chocolate-filled creature!” 🤖✨ But fr fr, if you thought tech was about to be all serious with maternity support, think again! Oura is over here making sure you don’t call your doc after a spicy burrito 🥴, and instead, you can just let the app make you feel validated—now THAT’S based! 🤑📈 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION TIME: One day, Oura will release a new feature that tells you how many memes you need to send to your partner for emotional support during labor. Watch out, honchos! 🦁💕🚀 #FutureMoms #ThisIsFine