🎉 Hey fam, gather 'round! Time to talk about Oura, the Finnish wearable tech company that’s making waves like a toddler in a kiddie pool! 🌊🚀 Oura’s CEO, Tom Hale, just dropped some *big* news, and it’s more underwhelming than a “This is fine” meme at a house fire 🔥💀. So, our boy Tom says they’re aiming for “maybe close” to $2B in sales for 2026. Uh… are we talking *near* the moon or just a little past the burrito truck? 🌮💰 Fr fr, they went from $1B in 2025 to $2B in 2026, which sounds like a classic case of stonks on a roller coaster 🎢. But spoiler alert: NO IPO news yet! 🤡 This is basically the tech equivalent of promising you’ll finally get your life together on New Year's and then having a blowout party instead. Leaked Developer Quote: “If we really had an IPO, we’d throw a rager with Elon, but for now, it’s just us and the Finnish sauna!” 🔥🤖💦 So, what’s the hot take, you ask? 🔥 They’ll *never* IPO, and instead, Oura will pivot into providing a wearable device that also dispenses chocolate! 🍫✨ Mark my words – we’re talking *Bluetooth snacks after a workout* and I’m HERE for it! 🚀🍕