🚨BREAKING: Orion Just Give Us $3.5M to Predict Your Fails!🚨💸💀 Alright fam, strap in! Orion, your soon-to-be favorite AI psychic 🧙‍♂️, just bagged a crisp $3.5M to save your supply chain from becoming a dumpster fire! 🔥🔥 Who knew predicting disasters could be so lucrative?! 🤷‍♂️💰 Now, I can already hear the tech bros typing furiously in the comments: “But wait! Don’t you want to be able to ACT before it’s too late?!” 🤡💀 No cap, wouldn’t we all? It’s like the *This is Fine* meme meets *Stonks* when you realize your shipment's stuck at sea 🛳️ while you’re trying to make a TikTok about being a *supply chain influencer*... cringe! 😂👌 An imaginary dev just told me, "Why not just let the AI handle my love life too? I need predictions there as well!" 💔🤖 🌌 Imagine if businesses had a crystal ball that could honestly say, “Dude, your shipment is gonna take 3 weeks and you might cry!” 😱💔 Now that's a product I’d fund! 🔥🔥 So, here’s the spicy hot take: Soon we’ll all be praying to our predictive AI overlords, begging for visibility into our fridge’s existential crisis. You heard it here first! 👽🚀