🚨💥🌈 BREAKING NEWS: Orchid Security’s Mission to Fix Identity Management is Now Sponsored by SailPoint™ 💀💀💀 Listen up, fam! Orchid Security just rolled out their shiny new “identity-first orchestration platform” like it’s a hot TikTok trend! 🤡✨ Say goodbye to that cringe fest called identity management fragmentation! 🌊 It’s like trying to sort out your Netflix accounts when you’re just trying to chill, fr fr! 😩💔 💡 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We’re just trying to give people the governance and administration they deserve. No cap, identity chaos is the new 2023 aesthetic.” 🤖🔥 Now certified by SailPoint, they’re basically giving out golden tickets to the ID management party! 🎟️🍾 That means less operational pain and more governance gains. Stonks going up 📈, right? This is fine meme style over here! 💁‍♂️🌟 But honestly, with how fast tech moves, watch out for the next “identity management” trend where your ID is literally just a selfie on the blockchain. 🚀👽 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, identity governance will involve wearing VR goggles that project your identity into a hologram 🕶️👾. Get ready to be your own bouncer, fam! Share this with your cringe friend who STILL uses the same password for everything! 😂🔒