💥🚀 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Oracle is playing the stock market like it's a game of Monopoly and just landed on “Free Parking!” ♟️💰 🔔🔥 Big O's stock just pulled the biggest single-day glow-up in 26 YEARS! Say whattt?! 🤯📈 They dropped some HOT takes looking ahead into the crystal ball 🧙‍♂️ and projected clouds so fluffy they'd make a cumulus jealous! ☁️💸 *Insert Drake pointing meme here* Despite missing Wall Street’s vibes like a noob at a coding bootcamp, everybody's like, “Who cares?! 🙅‍♂️” They signed MULTI-BILLION dollar deals 🤑 with THREE separate customers! Meanwhile, Bezos is out there seething in a corner while Oracle turns into the ultimate glow-up story! *cue stonks meme* 📈💥 🔊 Developer leak: “We didn’t even mean to pull this off, we just closed our eyes, chanted ‘cloud revenue,’ and sent it! 😂” And let me drop a prediction: within the next 2 years, Oracle’s cloud might just grow wings, and we’ll all be cooking up ‘cloud lasagna’ in our kitchens—no cap! 🍽️🔥 The future is chaotic, but hey, at least it’s ROCKETING upward! 🛰️💨 #CloudKings