🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: ORACLE’S E-BUSINESS SUITE IS A VULNERABILITY PARTY!! 🎉🕺💀 So, turns out the Clop hacking group is crashing the Oracle E-Business Suite like it's the last day of school! 🎒💨 Mandiant just dropped the tea ☕ on this shady cybercrime fiesta, and Oracle is out here crying for help like "Patching? What’s that?! 🤷‍♂️" Picture this: Oracle is the somewhat awkward kid in class, and cybercriminals are the cool kids stealing their lunch money. 💸💀 Mandiant just hit them with the “hold my beer” as they take notes on how to exploit this vulnerability while Oracle’s like *this is fine* 🐶🔥. Now, Oracle’s giving its customers the "please patch this ASAP" vibe. Imagine those sweet corporate dollars FLOWIN' into your dev team’s pockets while they fix your mess! 💰👨‍💻👩‍💻 📢 Leaked Dev Quote: “Yo, they're saying we should patch? Nah, let’s just slap a ‘FORBIDDEN’ sticker on it and call it a day! 🤡” But for real, if you don’t patch this, you’ll be begging Clop to stop sliding into your DMs! 🚀💀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Oracle will host a reality show called "Who Wants to Fix My Vulnerability?!" where hackers compete for the ultimate prize: access to ALL your data! 💀✨ #OracleReality #ClopYourData