🚨💥BREAKING NEWS ALERT!!!💥🚨 Karoline Leavitt has spilled the tea 🍵 about TikTok's data struggles and guess who’s swooping in like the hero nobody asked for? 🤖 You got it, the knights of the cloud themselves—Oracle! 🏰🎉 That’s right fam, apparently the US is “100% confident” that Oracle will handle TikTok's data security 🤯. Not to be *that guy*, but that's like letting a raccoon babysit your snacks 💀. I mean, Oracle? Really? 🤡 Their software is so ancient, it probably still runs on floppy disks. 📼 Meanwhile, Congress is over here like: “We banned TikTok, but can we still do the Renegade?” 🕺💀 And don’t even get me started on President Trump waving around orders like they’re TikTok dance challenges. 🤦‍♂️👑 🔍 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, if we could just sign this thing with a crayon, it would feel more legit.” 😂💔 So what’s next? 🤔 Brace yourselves, fam: I predict TikTok will merge with Oracle and rebrand as “OracleTok”! The stonks will go up, but so will the cringe levels. 📈💰 This is fine... as long as you keep hitting that follow button! 🔥🚀 #OracleTok2024